Glenn Beck says, I work at Radio City in midtown Manhattan, and up by the doors, you know, like where the -- you know -- the office kitchen is, in Braille, on the wall, it says "kitchen." You'd have to -- a blind person would have to be feeling all of the walls to find "kitchen." Just to piss them off, I'm going to put in Braille on the coffee pot -- I'm going to put, "Pot is hot." Ow!
I think I've figured out the real problem: Beck feels intimidated by Braille sings because he doesn't know how to read them.
He's afraid they say things like "This Way to the Kitchen, and By the Way, Glenn Beck Eats Boogers".
Now, you may be thinking, "Only a paranoid boob would think that a sign would say something like that." And your point would be...?
Now, Beck could learn to read Braille in about half a day. But that would be work. And worse yet, it would be learning.
Next time you see Glenn Beck, be sure to say something in American Sign Language in his presence, and laugh loudly. It'll drive him crazy.
//The Magic Eight Ball says, ". : . ` : "\\
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